Prophets of Babylon: Because Who Needs Facts, Anyway?

The Prophets of Babylon were the ancient world's answer to modern-day influencers. They were the original fake news peddlers, peddling their wares to prophets and kings. Their prophecies were always 99% sure to be wrong, but hey, that's what made them so entertaining.

Meet the Prophets of the Old School, who thought the world would end in fire and brimstone. And then there were the Prophets of the New School, who said, "Hey, the end times are actually just a bunch of stuff that's already happening, but, like, in a metaphorical way, man."

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